

A History of Bread-The FutureIt is a little known fact that in the year 20XX a race of grain based lifeforms from beyond time and space completely destroyed the toaster industry.A History of Bread-The Future
Scientists from around the globe came together to genetically engineer a plant capable of growing fully formed slices of bread that would self-toast when exposed to jam. In the end it worked out great for everyone involved.


A History of Bread-Red BreadIt is a little known fact that China recently discovered a method for transmuting dinner rolls into gold.A History of Bread-Red Bread
Unfortunately, because it was China that made the discovery, nobody seems to care. Historians are waiting patiently for a western nation to stumble blindly upon the process and claim it as their own sometime in the future.


A History of Bread-New WorldIt is a little known fact that the Salem "witch" trials were, in fact, the Salem "sandwich" trials.A History of Bread-New World
A number of housewives had been experimenting with novelty sized loaves of wheat bread during the time and the local clergy were outraged at both the non-standardized dimensions of the breads as well as the shift away from rye, which was considered to be the most morally upright of the cereal crops.


A History of Bread-Atomic AgeIt is a little known fact that Niels Bohr originally attempted to adapt the process of slow-neutron fission to use isotopes found in bread.A History of Bread-Atomic Age
Ultimately this would not come to pass. The uranium lobby insisted that he use their materials in order to justify the high costs and health risks involved in mining operations.

Why would you do something like that? It's high in starch. You're high in starch.
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Blueberry
You can't refute evidence like that.
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"as black as the night can get, everything is safer now, there's always a way to forget, once you learn to find a way how..."
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